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You know you are a Great Dane owner when......

The sound of running water makes you jump up and yell '' OUTSIDE''

You tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair

You walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who those people are.

Your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, '' What? I' m not eating anything!''

You carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle

After banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still keeps you awake.

Visitors enter the house holding their privates protectively.

You have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants to drink

You show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog

You go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling

You have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink.

The donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.

Your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you with the preparation.

You purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television






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